Sideburns

[Tina]

Facial hair covering the area just forward of the ears on men and certain unfortunate women of Mediterrainian extraction.

The name was derived from [Burnside], an [American Civil War] general who, whilst clearly a man of style and innovation with his own sideburns, was a terribly poor military commander and was also a renowned [figjam].

[Rihanna]

The only [reason] [Jimi Hendrix] [got laid].

[Tariq Zaki]

Strips of hair that can be shaven into various forms on the side of ones face.
Many Different Forms include: [Astroturf], Handlebars, [Chinstraps], Stripes, American Flags, and [Naked Ladies].

[exinilu]

associated with the [hairy lip], sideburns are the [growth] of hair down the side of a mans(or womans) face. Can be [styled] in various ways using TREsemme products.

[Hina Muqadas]

Uh. ..[Tim Sutton].

[Troys] a [sloth] lookin hoe.

[Dianne]

[Big long] nasty hairs attached to ones [cheek]. Usually found on [irish people], or nasty blonde girls.

[Julian]

Monstrosities of nature that brain-challenged guys [grow] because they think that girls find them sexy. Men with [these are] often [single].

[Kai]

When girls [shave] two [landing] strips into their [pubes].... looks like sidburns

[Rihanna]

areas of hair grown down the sides of a mans face in front of the ears