Hypocrisy

[Sarah]

A crime that everyone besides me should be punished for.

[Sarah]

When one feigns to be what he or she is not.
Feigndom.
When someone is pretending to be what they aren't, thy are in hypocrisy.

[Sarah]

Hypocrisy is when one douchebag calls out another douchebag for being a douchebag, and the second douchebag responds to this by calling the first one a hypocrite.
It is usually the case that the sheer mass of irony inherent to the situation at this point causes a tear in the fabric of space-time, resulting in both douchebags being sucked into a black hole of self-absorbed narcissism. Innocent bystanders are advised to quickly become apathetic to the confrontation, lest they too become sucked into the singularity.

[Sarah]

Popular atmospheric death metal band from Sweden fronted by legendary producer Peter Tägtgren, formed in 1991 and is currently still active.

[Sarah]

*Synonymous with lies (greatly depends).
*Being a hypocrite or bearing similar traits to a hypocrite, such as being two-faced

[Sarah]

(n) - one of the few things liberals and conservatives, Republicans and Democrats, and people in general have in common.

[Sarah]

The act of condemning an act when it is done by other people while not doing so when the exact same act is performed by a person or a certain group of people or organizations.

[Sarah]

When someone does something openly that is looks good to others, when in reality they have disturbing, disgusting, destructive and nasty intentions

[Dave Paprocki]

A [fatal] [flaw] your average [parent] posses.

[Michiko]

The practice of claiming to have moral standards or beliefs to which ones own behavior does not conform; pretense.

[Tariq Zaki]

a situation in which someone pretends to believe something that they do not really believe, or that is the opposite of what they do or say at another time: