Chump

[Sarah]

A short, thick, heavy piece of wood. Morton. Chump end, thethick end; as, the chump end of a joint of meat. Dickens.

[Sarah]

Someone who does not understand the basics of life on earth. Confused easily.

[Sarah]

a stupid or gullible person

[Sarah]

A sucka that tries to act cool, but is really a fool and tries to act tough, but really isn't

[Sarah]

Pathetic character who is often reminded of his (guys are labeled as chumps far more than girls) shortcomings by superiors.
Synonymous with [loser], although a bit more outdated. See [chump change].

[Sarah]

a person, usually a man, so clueless about the opposite sex, that they cannot establish a romantic or sexual relationship with a member of the opposite sex, even when they have the opportunity.

a man who, after attracting a member of the opposite sex, acts so wimpy, clueless and ineffective, that the woman loses interest and move onto someone else.

a man who always ends up as a girl's friend rather than her romantic partner.

a guy so used to not having a romantic or sexual relationship with a woman, that when the opportunity arises the guy is so afraid of blowing it he puts himself in a servile position to the woman, changing his opinions on everything to her opinions, causing her to be seduced away from him by another man who takes charge and knows how to make a move.

A guy who, having attracted a girl's interest, is so needy or high maintenance that it creeps her out, and makes her lose interest.

[Sarah]

Someone who is really thick. They are easily duped, tricked, and taken in by others. A gullible person. Also, someone who relies on weather.com

[Sarah]

Someone who hangs around, and doesn't do much, they generally slack and appear lackadaisical. This person is not very useful and their lack of effort is annoying and often bothersome to those around them. They are totally unaware of their chumpness and go on through their days unaware of how big of chumps they really are.

[Sarah]

chump (n.) -

A person who missed the point, or otherwise acted dumb with or without intending to. A [dolt], idiot, etc.

A person who is being unnecessarily condescending or disdainful, often because of their own internalized judgmental opinions.

A person of self-supposed importance, who often has a [snooty] personality. They use things only as long as it keeps them looking cool, and they consider everything [disposable], people included.

A younger chump often wears a [popped collar] or whatever he or she thinks is on the forefront of the newest cool [trend] (e.g. [j. crew], notice the disdainful attitude in the example of that definition.)
There are often overlaps of people in this category and in the [frat daddy] category.
Note: Not all who wear J. Crew are chumps.

[Sarah]

A punk bitch nigga. In prison a chump is dude who chases dudes.

[Sarah]

An overall loser who makes several attempts to try and be cool but fails miserably.

[Rihanna]

a silly or stupid person:

[Merna]

A foolish or easily deceived person.