Kerns

[Sarah]

A term used to describe a guy who wants to be cool but just ends up being more annoying than an 8 year old with ADHD who just drank 5 gallons of sugar-laden Kool-Aid.

(Note: Referred to as a guy, although technically not a male - a large, untrimmed vag with pubic lice can be seen where the penis is usually found on a man.)

[Vania]

To sleep with your mom, [except not] as a 4-year-old whos [scared of the dark], but after youre well into [adulthood].