January

[Justin Bieber]

The first month of the year, containing thirty-one days.

[Justin Bieber]

The worst fucking month of the year when it comes to memes and YouTube monetization.
You are much less likely to be monetised in January, and very often nothing of note happens. If it does, like Logan Pauls suicide forest incident of 2018, then you are likely to be demonetised due to the controversy.
Memes are also at an all-time low for the year in January, with an incredibly short shelf life and low in spiciness. This is proven by the Ugandan Knuckles, [Somebody toucha my spaghet] and Big Chungus memes all occurring within the January of their respective years.
January is known to be [YouTube Hell] for many, or [Demonetisation] Hell, or the Month of the Sea of Yellow Dollar Signs.

[Marquetta]

The best month of the year with [February] right behind.when the coolest/hottest people were born. Also the [prettiest] time of the year..snow

[Mark Zuckerberg]

A very [unique] name, generally [owned] by a very unique person. A [beautiful woman].

[Mark Zuckerberg]

The act of making someone believe a joke, statement, etc. is true, while it is in fact completely fake.

Usually the person being januaried will try very hard to [figure out] what the person meant, making them look like a complete and utter idiot, as they meant nothing. Added people who are in on the [january] will add to the [hilarity].

[Oralee]

Nantional [Hangover] Month. Because of the recent holadays and [masive] partying the general population spends the month [hungover]

[Greta]

Everyones favorite month!!

[playing in the snow]
[snuggling] by [the fire],
and having excuse for ur penis looking so small.

[Couch Potatoe]

The [month] it [is best] to [have ass] sex

[Dianne]

[grab] anything month this means you can grab anything you want [wether] it [is ass] dick or tits

[Sommer]

[National] [have sex] [month]

[Jessica]

People born in January are kind and a little selfish. They have great talents but are shy about them because they are worried that someone will hurt them. They switch around friends because they feel a bit unwanted and uncomfortable but once you get to know her they are [SO FUN]. They aren’t suck [ups] to teachers but they try to [get good] grades and stay on the positive side.They try to be popular and nice to everyone. They are super positive and always smiling.