Northener

[GarryDrold]

Anybody who lives north of [Nottingham]. Generally a friendly species who enjoy greeting as many people as possible, talk in an undecipherable slang and [having tea] as the evening meal. Home to [a fair few] chavs but this pales in comparison to the ones which reside in London.

[Julene]

A [northerner] is an individual who lives in the north of England. They enjoy bullying others, dislike people richer than them, dislike [southerners]. They are renowned for being rude, dirty often alcoholic and very heavy smokers. They are known for [being ignorant] and racist due to the fact that they dont travel very often. They are also often involved in crimes especially related to pedophilia and rape.