Torchwood

[Sarah]

The inflammable wood of certain trees (Amyris balsamifera, A.Floridana, etc.); also, the trees themselves.

[Sarah]

Torchwood is a spin-off of [Doctor Who]. It is sorta like CSI: Cardiff only with alien technology. More adult than Doctor Who, it airs on Sundays, 10pm BBC3. Also similiar to the X-Files.

[Sarah]

1. An incident where your dick is inserted into a woman infected with STD's and you get burned.
2. The act of burning one's penis, frequently occuring where naked men cook their meals on open flames (are pork products in these locations so scarce?).