Squeezer

[Couch Potatoe]

Wanker, usaully applied in a non-literal manner.

[Becky]

Note to white people:
Hood Slang for Gun

[Donald Trump]

A person whose only fighting method is to squeeze his attacker or prey with his hands and arms. This person usually chants to his prey as a form of intimidation and the chant goes along the lines of Squeeze! Im gonna squeeze you! Squeeze! The squeezer will not release his prey until it begs for mercy or is distracted by some other prey. All people should run for their lives if they hear the chant of the squeezer. Be aware the squeezer will befriend you and will constrict you into submission for eternity.

[Britney]

Someone who wears shoes that are too small for them but continues to wear them because they are hot kicks

[Gregory]

It is when ones face turns [red] and they start [clamping] their hands until [the shit] themselves.

[Ernesto]

A poo too large for the butthole. Usually quite [unpleasant], sometimes dissapears in [the s] [bend] at the bottom of the toilet.

[Renato]

[one] who squeezes

[Hina Muqadas]

A contraceptive used by men [to plug] his urethra with [Elmer]’s glue to prevent [impregnating] a girl during doing the sex.

[Hina Muqadas]

When a person thinks they are really good at a [task], but [in reality] they are terrible [at it].

[Lizzy Liz]

a device that removes the juice from fruit by pressing it: