The inquisition

[Greta]

Your bitch-ass Parents.
Maybe youre in the middle of [making your bed], [cleaning your room] or some other dumb shit that your parents constantly force down your throat, and youre feeling a bit bored. Whats the logical solution? PROCRASTINATE. So, youre browsing memes and all around feeling happy, when out of the blue, The Inquisition knocks on your door. Nowhere to run, nowhere to hide. Hide your beloved procrastination under something, theyll hear it. (even if theyre going deaf. Seriously, how can someone be deaf and hear quiet shit like that?) Also applies to your [Search History].

[Couch Potatoe]

a period of asking questions in a detailed and unfriendly way:

[Dave Paprocki]

You ever wanted to suck [cum out] of [a taco]? Whos gonna expect cum in a taco?
Thats [the Inquisition]