Vaseline

[Sarah]

The stuff Ron Jeremy uses to lube his asscrack before he fucks himself.

[Sarah]

The world's most effective antidepressant. Unfortunately only seems to work well for males.

[Sarah]

Vaseline is a lubricant for masturbation.

[Sarah]

n: Lubricant, used to make your teeth shiny and gums or lips healthy.
v: To rub someone the wrong way.
n: Great addition to toast.
n: Other lubricant uses, others on the site got to explain that already.
n/adj: A suave gent.

[Sarah]

Petroleum jelly lubricant, not for anal purposes.

[Sarah]

When some one is completely pissin' you off and acting like an asshole. At your Job, in your family, friends that don't know when to stop bringin that drama and mind their biz, lets say. We all have those pretentious pain it the skibby loud mouths in our live we have no control of having to deal with every day. Hears a solution. Vaseline
Take a 4 oz bottle of vaseline and lube up the door handles of the jerks car i.e. prank wars.

Then when they go to get in the car they will slip up and fall straight on their ass.

[Sarah]

adj. smooth, really cool, slick. Outrageously nice.
Based on the consistency of the popular product, Vaseline.

[Oralee]

a brand name for a soft, yellow or white substance made from oil, used especially on the skin to protect it or on surfaces to stop them sticking or rubbing together

[Jessica]

A type of petroleum jelly used as an ointment and lubricant.

[Donald Trump]

The wonderful [petroleum jelly] that [peeps] love to use for their [crusty dusty] knees or grodi lil lips.