Ann arbor

[Tanya Shivari]

Ranked #1 place to raise a family.

I am from Ann Arbor, Michigan. I know [what the Deuce] is. If you dont, dont bother asking. I know more names for marijuana than you have friends, and every possible way to use it. Ive done them all, and made up my own. Everything is a potential drinking game, and if you cant see that, you sure arent from the same place as me. You wanna play [flipcup]? Beirut? Quarters? Dice? You wanna get your ass beat? Bring it on. No, [I cant dance], no I dont care. You think the enemies of Pioneers are Indians? Think again, theyre [River Rats]. Welcome to the Big House, where we bleed MAIZE and blue, not [blue and GOLD], like every other college in the country. I know you know our fight song. Dont even bother trying to drive your car dowtown. You cant figure out the one-ways or parallel park. And we know youre out-of-town because your car isnt covered in bumperstickers. Yes, its HAAHT in here, and yes, Im taking a VAAHDKA SHAAAHT right now. At least Im taking more than you. And what the hell is SODA? It will ALWAYS be POP.There is only one Ann Arbor, and kids from the Deuce are simply a different breed.