Exurbs

[Vania]

Master Planned Communities that lay outside the ring of city suburbs. Exurbs are where people can live in big, [crappily] built houses on the cheap, pretend to be rich yet shop at Walmart, while they spend 2 hours a day commuting to and from their highly [mortgaged] cribs. A place where a trip to the grocery store is a social event that involves a 10 mile drive.Where Daddy feels pressure to lease his teen a BMW, while he makes mom drive the 10 year old mini-van. A place where Daddy spends so much time in the car he goes ahead and installs a TV in the garage so hes more comfortable. An area where Mom never does anything except walk around the [Exurb] TownCenter in Her JUICY velvet leisure suit,with her [3xs] too big ass and crocs. Hell.

[Little_Girl]

a region beyond the suburbs (= the areas built around cities) that is not highly developed and where rich people often live