Marmot

[Sarah]

A rodent of the squirrel family. Lives in mountainous areas. Usually fairly awesome.

May cause a great deal of mayhem.

[Sarah]

a brand of superior outdoors clothing and equipment worn and used by discerning and discriminating outdoors enthusiasts. Known for great technical style, clean and sleek design. Marmot produces technical outdoors and outdoors lifestyle clothing without ridiculous prices. Probably best known for PreCip rainwear, DriClime windshirts, and their sleeping bags but also make beautiful softshells, down jackets, tents and packs. Big break and defining moment came when they did down jackets for the [Clint Eastwood] classic The

[Sarah]

marmots are a cute type of woodland animal. vancouver island marmots are a particularly cute, particularly endangered type of marmot.

[Sarah]

Johnson-loving amphibious rodent. These are illegal in most cities.

[Sarah]

A bad-ass rodent that will fuck your shit up. You don't cross the fucking marmot, it will eat your dick without a moment's hesitation. You don't think twice when you spot one of these hell-spawn demon-born Satan-squirrels, you get the hell out of there. Rumor has it that marmots store the souls of their victims in their eyes. That way, if you look right into them, you're transfixed. Then the marmot strangles you with your own small intestine and lays its eggs inside you. Fuckin' crazy, man.

[Sarah]

-noun

A large ground rodent that lives in mountainous areas and resembles a beaver. Synonymous with mountain beaver.
A slang term to describe the vagina of a woman that lives in the mountains.
An extremely and unnecessarily hairy vagina.

[Sarah]

A warm-blooded vertebrate animal of a class that is distinguished by the possession of hair or fur. The pet of choice for Nihilists. Not legal for domestic possession within cities.

[Luis Fok]

A [shexy] female assassin who shall destroy the [sith] ninjas and take their panda eggs!
And then eat some [cottage cheese] later.

[Sarah]

A heavily built, gregarious burrowing rodent of mountainous country in both Eurasia and North America.

[Couch Potatoe]

a type of large squirrel that lives in mountain areas of Europe, North America, northwest Asia, Pakistan and India