Philemon

[Kai]

The sexiest man alive with an arse thicc enough to [clog] [the Mariana Trench]. He is sleepy but awake, tired but working, dying but alive. These are [what make] Philemon human, so never give up.

[Sarah]

A good old countryman living with his wife Baucis in Phrygia who offered hospitality to Zeus and Hermes when the two gods came to earth, without revealing their identities, to test peoples piety. Philemon and Baucis were subsequently saved from a flood which covered the district.