Paddles
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A place in the dark depths of Pembroke, Pembrokeshire where you can catch crabs and gonorrhea from just breathing. A nightclub in which you have to be 18 to enter, however paddling 14 year olds are subsequently let in for looking 18 because the bouncers are [ill-educated] twats who need their glasses fixed. Once inside a rare sight will be seen, the inhabitants of Pembroke and [Pembroke Dock] (sometimes even [Haverfordwest]) all getting low to Flo Rida in one big clan. It is the one place where married 40 year olds can go and pull a naive 14 year old and be no consequences.
Paddles meaning & definition 1 of Paddles.
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Paddles in Canoeing. Made of wood or fiberglass, they are specially designed for speed and lightness. Kayak paddles have two blades whereas Canadian paddles have only one.
Paddles meaning & definition 2 of Paddles.
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a short pole with a wide, flat part at one end or both ends, used for moving a small boat or canoe through the water
Paddles meaning & definition 3 of Paddles.