Goatee
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A part of a man's beard on the chin or lower lip which isallowed to grow, and trimmed so as to resemble the beard of a goat.
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What the kids in those pictures are trying to grow.
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Awesome combinations of facial hair on the chin and upper lip
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A style of facial hair from 1992 for ugly fucks and city boys that still want to look tough, but don't have the ability to grow a real beard.
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The act of dipping your balls into a girls ass. Then following that up with her performing oral sex on you, thereby slapping your dirty poo covered balls into her chin thus creating the image of the young lady having a goatee.
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Typical brand of a douchebag. They assume that girls automatically want to sleep with them because of it, but really it looks more like glued on pubes. See also [soul patch] and [facial pubes].
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also known as a prison pussy
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What douches use to identify their douchebaggery. The safest way there is to make sure no member of the opposite sex whatsoever even thinks about you twice.
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A person with [hair] on their [chin] and [mouth].
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A small, sometimes pointed, beard.
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