Silicon

[Sarah]

A nonmetalic element analogous to carbon. It always occurscombined in nature, and is artificially obtained in the free state,usually as a dark brown amorphous powder, or as a dark crystallinesubstance with a meetallic luster. Its oxide is silica, or commonquartz, and in this form, or as silicates, it is, next to oxygen, themost abundant element of the earth's crust. Silicon ischaracteristically the element of the mineral kingdom, as carbon isof the organic world. Symbol Si. Atomic weight 28. Called alsosilicium.

[Sarah]

What Tera Reid is made out of.

[Sarah]

What computer motherboards, chips, cards, and other assorted hardware are made of.

[Sarah]

The second most common substance found on the earth's crust, making up 25% of the earths crust by mass*,
Silicon is the best semiconductor/dielectric, this has resulted in it being used primarily in computing: motherboards, graphics cards, smart-phones, t.v's, microwaves, blenders, cars...etc. Silicon is simply a common metalloids/rock extracted from the earths crust, and sold to you by a company.
it was first discovered in 1787, however christians were too busy killing everyone, for anyone to figure out how useful this rock really was.
In the future (when privacy becomes illegal) silicon chips will be implanted into the back of everyones hands, this chip is called the [rfid]. But until another catastrophe is upon us(orchestrated?) and people are convinced to sell their very last bit of freedom for safety, silicon will only make the headlines when its embedded into the tits, lips and arses of the overblown self-satisfying unnecessary celebrities.
*the first most common substance in the earths crust is [oxygen]

[Sarah]

Sexy pimp who rapes at mega team fortress.