Stifler

[Dianne]

Forget Jesus. If God took the form of a mortal man, that man would be Stifler, and the American Pie series would be his Bible.
He is THE man. A symbol of pure masculinity in todays modern sea of girly boys. He speaks his mind, and utters such profound and [prophetic] statements as Eat shit, shit-brick. He is desired by women and men (of a certain sexual orientation) everywhere, due to his rugged good looks, and manly charm.
Through his ridiculing of those with a low level of social skills, he is [single-handedly] responsible for all human evolution and cultural development.
He is the the best example of what Freidrich [Nietzsche] would consider to be the [Overman], he is the peak of human development, the elite of the species, the great creator. He is what all mankind aspires to become.
He is Stifler.

[Lizzy Liz]

From the american pie series, [Steve Stifler], is the most brain dead, [nerotic], kick ass! guy in the movie, does not take shit from anyone, yet believes everyone (including guys) wish to get some of his alter-ego, the [stiffmeister].

[Julene]

A movie jerk who is... jerkily lovable! Played by the adorable [Seann] [William Scott]. He is a lacross jock and I hate lacross. The best quote is Im gonna rock out with my cock out/Im gonna [hang out with my wang out].

[exinilu]

Noun, Person:

A famous character in the American Pie series of movies. Also, each of the American Pie Presents movies (Straight to DVD spinoffs) feature some member of the [Stifler] family.
Band Camp featured his brother, Matt, who we see briefly in the first American Pie movie when Steve steals his computer, to watch Nadia and Jim.
Both the [Naked Mile] and Beta House featured Erik Stifler, [Steve Stiflers] cousin.

Adjective. Used to describe someone who is sexually active, rude, crass, but loveable.

[Greta]

The best guy in the [american pie] series.
Hates [paul finch] cos he fukd his mum. People things his mums a MILF (mutha id like 2 fuk.
also see [Finch]

[Kai]

Someone who looks and [act like] [Steve Stifler] from the [American Pie] series.

[Mark Zuckerberg]

Stifler pure [mad man] always up for [the sesh] takes it from new York to my Ross loves pussy and drugs and some alcoholic beverages as you do like if you have a big [stiffy] in your life your sad

[Sarah]

When [Hitler] [gets] [horney].