Roadman

[Monty]

Echoing as the [distant relative] of the chav ,(now an endangered species hiding in their mums basements) the roadman is a superior more aggressive creature.Wearing £400 bin bags they can be found in schools, mcdonalds and any other place they can get attention. Roadmen come with the standard gear of an - armani,nike or any other [manbag] all containing the two most crucial things, a trusty old shank and a spliff or two. This fine British creation ironically- does not happen to speak English very well ; if you happen to find yourself in the vicinity on one such person(s) any attempts made to to communicate with them will be responded with a very sharp answer. Despite their drawbacks roadmen have managed to occupy 65% of the UK and are showing no signs of stopping- [sleep tight].

[Zipporah Schumaker]

a man whose job is to repair or care for roads :

[Tina]

A man employed to repair or maintain roads.