Stalemate
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The position of the king when he can not move without beingplaced on check and there is no other piece which can be moved.
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An event in [chess] where one side is not checkmated on their turn, yet cannot make any moves that would not put their king into peril. This supposedly results in a draw, making it a strategic thing to shoot for if one is hopelessly losing.
An event that includes, but is not limited to war, games, and war games, in which neither side participating gains a major advantage or victory over the other for some time. In games, stalemates are usually not permanent, as it often forces one side to use up all their resources, finally giving way to a victory for the one that managed slightly more carefully.
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When your friend happens to be a slice of bread and you leave him out in the air for too long.
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Much like the chess reference, when two or more obese individuals are trying to make love but are unable to make the right parts connect due to their fat obstruction.
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When a couple is having non-passionate sex and neither seem to be able to reach climax, so they agree to disengage and move on.
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When, during the act of defecation, one realizes that there is not sufficient time to finish due to difficulty of the dump, and therefore wipes prematurely.
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A mate that is desperately in need of a shower as their Bio has gotten to that stale stage where upon it wafts around with them everywhere they go and with everything they do.
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To cum in a bottle, leave said cum in bottle until it grows moldy, then pull it out and pour it on the face of your lover when she least expects it. More disgusting than munging.
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A position counting as a draw, in which a player is not in check but cannot move except into check.
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A situation in which further action or progress by opposing or competing parties seems impossible.
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