Mumbo

[Sarah]

An adjective modifier for the noun jumbo.

[Couch Potatoe]

A trunk-like object that comes out of [a humans] neck, similar to an [elephants] trunk, except EXTREMELY long. Extremely painful to grow back once detatched. Also used at power plants to [generate] electricity.

[Sommer]

To [speak] [without] [clarity].

[Ernesto]

There were two guys going on a safari in the jungle. They are suddenly surrounded by natives.
Native: You [trespass] land.
The trespassers are taken to the chief.
Chief:You trespass on land, now u must make choice, Death or [Mumbo].
Trepassers: WTF is Mumbo?
Chief: Mumbo is when all men in village have sex with you.
Trepasser 1: I guess Mumbo is better than death, I pick Mumbo.
The ritual takes 3 days. [Trespasser] 2 sees Trespasser 1 dying on the floor.
Trespasser 2: I dont want that, I pick death.
The Chief looks around smiling happily.
Chief: Death by Mumbo!!!!

[Vania]

words or activities that seem complicated or mysterious but have no real meaning: