Glockenspiel
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It's kind of like a xylophone, but with a much cooler name.
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a bong, sometimes a pipe. Pronounced as German-sounding as possible
GLOCKENSCHHPIEL!
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A person who enjoys skiing, hiking, family activities, and manual labor. Often will possess or wear an obscene amount of L.L. Bean merchandise and/or flannel. Typically of nordic descent and outwardly liberal while still relatively disapproving of all other races. WARNING: Glockenspiels may not have cable or even televisions and males often maintain red facial hair.
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The sexual act of receiving fellatio while firing off handguns or rifles wildly into the air, preferably on the beach, at sunrise.
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Reference to the male sex organs as a whole (aka the males reproductive organ)
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when you fuck a girl in the ass doggy style, while hooking her right nostril with your right pinky
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The practice of a man running his [erect penis] over another [persons] [rib cage].
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Used as [a German] [way to say] [glock].
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something [you say] when youre trying to [sell] someone a [glocken]
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[Artist] formally known as [Luke] Keun, and just the coolest [word in] the world
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A musical percussion instrument having a set of tuned metal pieces mounted in a frame and struck with small hammers.
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A racist slur used by [percussionists] aimed towards other people but usually [band kids]
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A percussion instrument with pitched metal bars arranged in a keyboard layout and is struck with a [mallet] to create sound, also known as bells
Can also be shorted to “glock”
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