Glockenspiel

[Sarah]

It's kind of like a xylophone, but with a much cooler name.

[Sarah]

a bong, sometimes a pipe. Pronounced as German-sounding as possible

GLOCKENSCHHPIEL!

[Sarah]

A person who enjoys skiing, hiking, family activities, and manual labor. Often will possess or wear an obscene amount of L.L. Bean merchandise and/or flannel. Typically of nordic descent and outwardly liberal while still relatively disapproving of all other races. WARNING: Glockenspiels may not have cable or even televisions and males often maintain red facial hair.

[Sarah]

The sexual act of receiving fellatio while firing off handguns or rifles wildly into the air, preferably on the beach, at sunrise.

[Sarah]

Reference to the male sex organs as a whole (aka the males reproductive organ)

[Sarah]

when you fuck a girl in the ass doggy style, while hooking her right nostril with your right pinky

[Lizzy Liz]

The practice of a man running his [erect penis] over another [persons] [rib cage].

[Tina]

Used as [a German] [way to say] [glock].

[Merna]

something [you say] when youre trying to [sell] someone a [glocken]

[Magaret]

[Artist] formally known as [Luke] Keun, and just the coolest [word in] the world

[Donald Trump]

A musical percussion instrument having a set of tuned metal pieces mounted in a frame and struck with small hammers.

[sastergri]

1. A racist slur used by [percussionists] aimed towards other people but usually [band kids]

2. A percussion instrument with pitched metal bars arranged in a keyboard layout and is struck with a [mallet] to create sound, also known as bells

Can also be shorted to “glock”