Simpers

[Marquetta]

When [a bunch] of people are “[simping]” on [something] or someone.

[Hina Muqadas]

to smile in a silly or annoying way:

[Agnes]

Simpers are the people who are [falling] instantly in love with people [they dont know] but find [very attractive].

[Jason Yan]

A family name given to a man with a heart of gold. This name is used as the last name for someone whos a [handyman], who loves the rush of a challenge, and who loves being with others. You might find Mr. Simpers constructing a squat [rack out] of nothing but wood, [piecing] together a potato cannon, or building a dog shed. Simpers will also partake in a large assortment of drinking; they have a tendency to enjoy fine whiskeys. He will enjoy the water; whether gazing over it, fishing while the sun rises, or rowing with his friends. Although extremely intelligent, Simpers will reject the idea of a normalized education, advocating instead for a [trade school] or military service. He will be your best friend for life, and will always be there for you.