Barwinism

[Lanell]

Barwinism is a set of concepts that relates [procreation] with the idea that the human standard, as it relates to choosing a mate, is directly [proportionate] to the number of drinks that species consumes.

Barwanism dictates that the drunkest will lower their expectations and have sex in an ally, gutter, field, bathroom stall, back of a pickup, on a rooftop, on [your moms bed] with your mom sleeping next to you, etc. with no, or little, concern for the consequences. Thus producing a catalyst that will bear fruit nine months post orgasm.