Timepiece

[Sarah]

A clock, watch, or other instrument, to measure or show theprogress of time; a chronometer.

[Sarah]

An overpriced watch.

[Sarah]

A label given to a post on any social network (ex. [Instagram] ) that has more likes ( or [reblogs] or [retweets] ) than the amount of time it has been posted for.

[Mark Zuckerberg]

(n) an older person who is attractive. Similar to [dime piece], [cougar], [MILF], etc.

[Sarah]

An instrument, such as a clock or watch, for measuring time.