Machete
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A large heavy knife resembling a broadsword, often two or threefeet in length, -- used by the inhabitants of Spanish America as ahatchet to cut their way through thickets, and for various otherpurposes. J. Stevens.
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A [knife] with a handle longer than most blades, and a thin, long, staight-edged blade. Used for hacking away at foliage in front of the weilder.
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spanish word for fucking big ass knife
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a long knife, used for hacking your way through the jungle. also the most awesome zombie killing tool ever.
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Machete is the most bad ass movie ever created. It is about Machete, and ex-Federale who is a legend to all Mexican-Americans, being betrayed by a company who hired him off of the street to assassinate Senator John McLaughlin. All out war is declared and Machete's Mexican-American army kick some fucking balls off. Also includes Lyndsay Lohan's tits.
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A chunk of sharp metal fitted with a handle that would cause any poor bastard a world of pain
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Something you pull on 10 guys wanting to jump you in the parking lot of a BP. Usually with an 18 inch blade and a thick hard plastic handle.
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machete:an alternate word for the men with big wangs, usually used to cut the hyman in a virgins vigina by method of penetration.
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when a man is about to ejaculate, he pulls out of her anus and in a chopping motion slaps the girl in the face as he is ejaculating.
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the alternate name for the male unit usually reffered by this name to impress the length of the machete to the ladies.
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After the act of either anal sex, vaginal sex, behind the knee sex, and/or being BLOWN, the man removes his penis and with a slashing motion, during the release of his baby yogurt, slaps the female continuously across the facial area. This creates a flowing stream of white goodness that showers the females face. The man also has the option of screaming Machete as he is bringing down the cum hammer.
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A broad, heavy knife used as an implement or weapon, originating in Central America and the Caribbean.
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Multimedia files editing utility with slicing, merging, splitting, clipboarding, and other capabilities. A software product by MacheteSoft
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