Weapons
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Any [horrendous] pair of shoes that catch your eye whilst shoe shopping.
The mere sight of the shoe triggers a subconscious impulse to grip that ugly [son of a bitch] and throw it halfway across the store.
The shoe usually ends up hitting someone on the side of the head or striking the back of one's calf causing injury...like a weapon.
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