Cloughing

[Jessica]

Having a short term relationship with an [incredibly hot] partner which ends badly.
Having a position well out of your league, with every player in town hating you for 7 weeks, before being [sacked] off and dumped in a forest while your temporary partner goes on to greater heights and ruling europe.
The opposite of [cuffing].

[Luis Fok]

The act of having uncontrollable coughgasms whilst suffering from acute [laughing syndrome] due to an unprecedented number of visits from [the tickle] monster. When both of these diseases strike at the exact same moment, the act of [cloughing] occurs.

*see Coughgasms and acute laughing syndrome for separate definitions