Cognitive impaction

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Noun:
Any of a number of conditions characterized by the involuntary suspension of mental processes crucial to self-expression and/or higher reasoning.
Cases of cognitive impaction can frequently be identified by inarticulate attempts at discourse, extended [guttural] utterances, slack-jaws and [bugged out] eyes on the part of the afflicted. Treatments are highly specific to each variety of cognitive impaction and range from a slap upside the head to a deadline in the most severe cases.
Also see [mental constipation].