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  • Justin Bieberundefined Offline
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    Justin Bieber
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    1. Any vehicle filled to capacity with a group of major douchebags. Usually a luxury SUV. Most often owned or purchased by the parents of one of the douche mcgouches inside. The group of individuals who pour out of the douche canoe can be affectionately referred to as a shitstorm of douchebags.
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      Not just your run of the mill douche. A total douche! This douche will kill you with his non stop douche baggery. Avoid the douche Canoe at all costs.

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        A vehicle containing or transporting two or more douchebags.

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        • Hina Muqadasundefined Offline
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          A canoe that has the capacity to contain more douche than the standard bag.

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            The Word Explaining Just HOW Big Of A Douche You Are.
            Basically, Your Douche-ness Could Fill A Canoe.

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              An annoying person, usually male, characterized by one or more of a variety of obnoxious traits. These may include but are not limited to [arrogance], [incompetence], stupidity, an unfounded sense of [self-importance], and general disagreeableness. See douchebag.

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                Tracie Lynn
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                A person [thats so] [douchey] that [a bag] is too small.

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                  Any wigger driving a [four door] white jeep while [wearing white] [Oakeys]

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                    Ones way of describing an asshole or not [nice person]. Also a song by a [youtuber] called [Mattg124].

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                      When somebody you know is [acting] like an asshole but takes it to a whole different [level] and makes you [feel like shit]

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                        A viewer of the popular [YouTube] [podcast], Half [Brown] All Town.

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                          A piece of [feces], [frozen], then used as a [dildo].

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                            An individual who insists on causing the rest of the earth as much pain as possible; A [chap] so arrogant and [twattish] that they have almost [no choice] but to fuck you over whenever possible.

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