Climber

[Sarah]

One who, or that which, climbs:(a) (Bot.) A plant that climbs.(b) (Zoöl.) A bird that climbs, as a woodpecker or a parrot.

[Sarah]

Someone who will do whatever it takes to reach what they consider to be the top of the social scale, often disregarding other friends to make new friends. However, when the new friends disappoint and they go back to the old friends they find that they are left with no friends.

[Sarah]

A person who participates in the sport of [Rock Climbing], [mountaineering], [ice climbing], [bouldering] or tree climbing.
These people are nearly always friendly, care for the environment and may exhibit certain traits such as being thrifty (not eating to afford gear), homeless (living in a tent at the base of a cliff for months). Not to be confused with [gym rats], people who only climb in gyms.

[Sarah]

A short person that likes to date tall people.

[Becky]

A [widow] or [widower] that is so upset about the death of the spouse that they attempt to climb into [the coffin] with the body.

[Couch Potatoe]

someone who climbs mountains for sport