Vegemite

[Couch Potatoe]

Vegemite is a thick black paste owned by a cheese company known as Kraft
many Australians enjoy Vegemite, Americans have been reported to spread it as thick as peanut butter not knowing its real power.

[PussyCat]

A semi edible dark brown paste. Traditionally used by Australians to disgust foriegners. Highly effective on North Americans.

[Little_Girl]

Thick brown brewers yeast paste from the Land Down Under. The slightest dollop on the end of a toothpick touched to a slugs back will incapacitate it in a matter of seconds, and render it a salty and torturous pool of black ooze in just under a minute effectively creating another couple ounces of Vegemite to dab on ones toast.

[Britney]

Salty brown paste offered by muscle-bound bread salesmen in Brussles to Australians, often in the form of a sandwich.

[Justin Bieber]

vegetable extract spread. yum....

[Rihanna]

An Australian paste commonly spread on bread or crackers.
It is browny-black in colour and made from yeast.
It has a salty and tangy taste that is almost inpossible to describe accurately.

[Sarah]

A cancerous deathpaste that tastes of sadness, batteries and asses.

[Justin Bieber]

A dark, sticky food paste that has become a staple of the Australian diet. Made from brewers yeast, it is a rich source of B vitamins. Brewers yeast is a by-product of the beer brewing process. Consequently, an ample supply exists in Australia. Vegemites flavour is extremely salty and remarkably strong. It is one of the few things the alcohol-numbed tongues of inebriated Aussies can actually taste, hence its popularity in its home market. However, that popularity has not transitioned to other countries. In many English speaking cultures, its known as Satans Stool or Poo in a Jar.

[Monty]

a brand name for a soft, dark brown, salty-tasting food for spreading on bread, made from yeast , that is popular in Australia and New Zealand

[Kai]

A type of savoury spread made from concentrated yeast extract.