The governor

[Michiko]

Optimizes traffic during peak congestion periods to ensure fast and reliable Internet performance for all. A software product by CirrusWorks

[Jason Yan]

When a girl is [giving head] she puts her hand around [the base] of the cock so a guy cannot test her [gag reflex].

[Zipporah Schumaker]

A term widely used to describe the following sexual ceremony: While engaging in sexual intercourse, preferably from behind, and as the money shot approaches, the male [doer] spits on his partners back. When he/she turns around in disgust, the doer ejaculates into one eye of his partner and firmly punches [the other eye], exclaiming you have been Governed!. The doer, now also known as [the Governor], then parades his triumph and is later honoured, by his judicators, with a t-shirt declaiming [The Governor]!