The bellows
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Yet another act designed to share noxious [butt gas] (flatulence) with ones significant other (SO). It is comprised of multiple steps.
While your SO is in bed with you, tightly hold the covers close to you to create a good seal that will prevent noxious gases from coming out near you.
[Let one go]. Silent but deadly is better as everyone loves surprises.
Slowly use your foot to raise the covers at the far end of the bed.
Let your foot drop. If done properly, The Bellows should give your SO a nice blast of your most recent work while leaving you protected and laughing.
NOTE: Punches in the arm as well as the well earned title of you asshole are a likely result
This was inspired by [the Dutch Oven] -
During a [devils three way] one man inserts his erect penis aggressively into the vagina while the other aggressively inserts his penis into her anus. The two then viciously thrust simultaneously, [knocking] nuts and making her [exhale] heavily out of fear and enjoyment.
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Colloquial name given to the giant sculpture of praying hands located at the entrance of [Oral Roberts] Universitys campus in [Tulsa, Oklahoma] by [the universitys] students and detractors alike. The moniker references a particularly lewd sexual act.
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The act of placing [two hands],[palm] to palm,inside an orifice,usually an anus or vagina,then pulling hands apart-while keeping fingertips touching.This motion when performed correctly,mimics the action of bellows being used on a [fireplace].
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