Bearding

[Hina Muqadas]

[An act] that someone gay does when afraid to [come out of the closet]. usually this means [dating] a girl when you like guys just to coverup.

[Sonia]

present participle of beard

[Renato]

The act in which [two men] rub their [beards] together. This is most commonly done after [slaying] a ninja.

[Lanell]

An abstract/emotional verb meaning to lie to someone. This phenomenon is actually very old going back to the year 1877 of the days of [Horace] Beard, [Sr]. In those days, Horace was the town drunk, and always tried to get a free shot of whiskey from the town bar by telling the bartender that he was getting paid the following week.
The tradition continues even to today, with many people [bearding] many other people.

[Monty]

Adjective :
The ancient art of growing ones facial hair beyond [pre-pubescent] stubble.
This practice requires dedication, and [automagically] increases [manlyness] by 200%
Total disregard of Shaving implements Beardists is required.
Total respect for Manself, is required for successful growth.

[Greta]

[Relaxing], [Chilling], Unwinding.
When a man does nothing, his [beard] grows.

[Dianne]

(Verb) The [contagious] act of spreading ones [beard] by any form of [bearded] face to non-bearded face contact.