Classbooking

[Magaret]

The act of exploiting the use of a laptop as an educational tool by engaging in a digital social community while in a physical classroom setting, thereby distracting those sitting behind you with photos from last night’s [kegger]. Practiced by those who require constant social stimulation and cannot go an hour without checking on their Farmville farms.

A classbooker proves to his/her classmates that by having a Facebook account he/she is really cool and has [attractive friends] that he/she creeps. [Telltale] signs: smiling during inappropriate moments in the lecture, lots of clicking but no typing.