Stapler

[Michiko]

[Short] [range] [wepon] usually found in offices

[Couch Potatoe]

[clingy] [bitches] at woodport

[Jessica]

[A tool] used for shooting someone with small pieces of metal. To make this look unsuspicious, many children will use it to [connect] [papers] together. A sure way to annoy your teacher

[PussyCat]

From the movie [Office Space]. [Miltons] prized [Swingline]. He obsessed about it and the possibility that management may take it.
Stapler- used to describe the act of lacking any common sense; describes the act of worrying about something trivial, usually applying to someone who you manage or supervise

[Donald Trump]

Code word used amongst theater people in the [Dallas, Texas] area to identify stalkers. Primarily used with regards to jaded ex-lovers, unwanted crushes, and other such [undesirables] who refuse to cease contact. However, the term is also lovingly used in jest from time to time. Term originated in early 2011 from an unfortunate iPhone [auto-correct] incident.

[Tina]

When two men [connect] their [foreskins] together via a [piercing].

[Luis Fok]

A cute [down to earth girl] who will [click with] you like a [stapler] clicks things together

[Marquetta]

when you [staple] [someones] balls to their [forehead].

[Marquetta]

a short [range] [office] [weapon]

[Greta]

An internet meme meaning you are [procrastinating] on finishing a report, essay or any other written [document] that should be [stapled].

[Mark Zuckerberg]

a small device that you can hold in your hand or use on a table to push staples through pieces of paper