Slizzard

[Agnes]

A sluttly lizard or a very tan almost [scaley] woman that enjoys sexual acts with all things. Slizzards [craw] through the bar scene at night or shopping centers during the day. They lie in [tanning beds] to gather their strength and [darken] their protective skin-like layer. Slizzards have extremely slow [digestion] and sometimes will only eat once a week. There diet tends to consist of lettuce and bodily secretions. Slizzards rarely have any personality and tend to be extremely [cold-blooded]. They tend to congregated together, but cannibalism is common with-in their groups. They like to get intoxicated and then perform acts of extreme perversion with all objects and peoples. Getting slizzarded is just the act of becoming so intoxicated that one begins to replicate the actions of one of these creatures. They are known to carry a myriad of contagious diseases including but not limited to: herpes, gonorrhea, and syphilis. Slizzards tend to be extremely dangerous to men who have not ejaculated recently and should be handled with extreme caution.