Becker

[Rihanna]

A European fish (Pagellus centrodontus); the sea bream or
braise.

[Donald Trump]

Any [fat hand] rolled, [unfiltered] joint or [tobacco] cigarette

[Kai]

A verb that describes the act of lowering ones expectations for something in order to prevent against the disappointment of them not being met. It is derived from the popular TV sitcom of the same name (Becker) in which the [titular] character played by [Ted Danson] lived by a [mantra] of no expectations, no disappointment. He would repeat that phrase to anyone who was attempting to get him to be more optimistic about something or just life in general, which was against his nature. He would also use the phrase to remind himself to lower his expectations when they were high.

[Julian]

A CBS sitcom that aired from 1997-2002 that starred [Ted Danson] as John Becker, an irascable, inner-city Bronx family-practitioner who is always irritated by something. His character is often bitter over the breakup of two marriages and [steers] away from long-term relationships as a result. His character is an atheist, cheap, stingy, a nicotene addict, drives a beat up [clunker] and lives in a mediocre apartment under a hooker. Becker found love in the last season with Chris (short for Christine), played by Nancy Travis. The two never got married. The show was cancelled in 2002 and in the last episode, Becker realized his own happiness.
Characters of the show:
Bob: a grungy, sleezy, lazy, pervert who resembles [Fonzie] from [Happy Days] and became [Beckers] [aprtment] supervisor in the last season. He has a crush on Reggie, the owner of the diner and his former classmate in high school.
Reggie: owned the diner next to Beckers office. Was the love interest of Bob. She is easily annoyed, desperate, sarcastic, lonely and bitter.
Margaret: the head of Beckers front office. She is a loving, harmonious, Christian woman who often [advices] Becker.
Linda: also works in Beckers front office. She is a bimbo, irrational, lazy and dates only convicts.
Jake: is blind and runs the newspaper stand in [Reggies] diner. He is smart, analytical and sarcastic. Often close to Becker.
Chris: Beckers girlfriend in the last season who replaced Reggie as the [diners] new owner. She is affectionate, compassionate and the only one who remotely understands Becker.

[Monty]

Becker is a TV show about a guy named Dr. John Becker who is bitter, lonely, pesimistic, rude, and funny as hell to watch. [Beckers] part is played by actor Ted Danson, (see also: Cheers; [Sam Malone]). He frequents a local cafe, the owner of which is played by actress Terry Farrell (see also: Deep Space 9; [Jadzia] Dax).

[Greta]

A Becker is a complete mess. Most [virgin] males experiance a Becker during their first attempt at sex. It is a quick, [frustrating] and bizare experience that leaves the female feeling confused and [humbled].

[Sarah]

a person who says [dumb] [stuff]. can have a big [cold sore]. Is funny without trying to be funny

[Tariq Zaki]

A [conspiracy theorist] who believes that [Glenn Beck], [the Conservative] commentator, is a rapist and murderer, based on a viral blog posting that gave the name of a 1990 child rapist and murderer as Glenn Beck. Of course, its not the same Glenn Beck that exposed Van Jones as an admitted Communist and 9/11 Truther, but try telling the Liberal rodents that.

[Merna]

Noun-A large, easily-angered, short-fused [shmuck] (esp. one who lies about how rich he/she actually is); One who is wealthier than every other of his/her friends (except [Kunkel]...see Kunkel for explanation), however refuses to pay for [beverages], food, etc.

Adjective-Smelling surprisingly similar to feces.

[PussyCat]

A word to describe a nice [set] of [titties] on a [gal].

[Rihanna]

1. Someone who likes men.

2. Someone who is a big, lame tool.

3. Someone who loves being [bitched] around by other men and getting hit by them with a [paddle].

4. A big ass frat tool who lives in [San Carlos]. Stay away from him ladies, hes gay. And a tranny.