Dentist
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A rich chap that sticks needles in your gums, wrenches around all your teeth, drills holes in your teeth, and bruises your face to fuck. Then he charges you loads of money.
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A dentist is a man (or woman, im all for equality) who takes great delight in hurting you. He does this with his vast collection of Sharp Shiny
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Your tooth doctor. He checks you for dental problems when you go and gives you advice on your personal dental care.
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An overpayed asshole which you're supposed to visit in intervals of six months (twice a year). While you only visit this sadist twice a year, any more could scathe one's sanity. When you do go to the dentist, you will always find yourself being admonished by the dentist or his/her assistant(s) about how filthy your teeth are and how clean you should keep them. However, actually trying to improve one's dental hygiene is a futile endeavor since he/she will never be satisfied.
It's like putting up with a second nagging mother (or wife). With possibly hairier legs.
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Someone who 40-year-old British men are deathly afraid of, but when I was 9 and getting 4 cavities filled was just patiently waiting for my little toy/prize and new toothbrush.
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A sadist with newer magazines.
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Someone who is payed to brush your teeth once a day, two times a year. If you are too lazy to do it yourself on a regular basis, he/she tears apart your mouth with needles and hooks, causing pure pain to the lazy fuck.
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a paraprofessional who is too craven to do anything on his/her own requiring clearance from a real professional (i.e. physician) in order to practice dentistry.
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A person who is qualified to treat diseases and other conditions that affect the teeth and gums, especially the repair and extraction of teeth and the insertion of artificial ones.
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A fucked up doctor who [stabs] you in the mouth with [needles] and [drills]
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An asshole that tells you to [open your mouth] [wide] and the proceeds to insert things [in your mouth].
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