Bartholomew

[Sarah]

A friendly, inquisitive alligator, he spends time in Palm Beach, hanging around with royalty, notably The Viscount. His spectacles give him a scholarly look, but his teeth are real.

[Sarah]

Pronounced: Barthla--umm-Barthomaul---umm. Bar-tholo-mew
1.) a Biblical name, which is often miss pronounced by girls who are otherwise pretty and smart but still [play stupid], little pigs (and I mean that literally).
2.) brother--I mean, sister, I think--of Marcellus and [Amadeus] (for [AMADEUS] refer to 1)
3.) a word that people who have names like Victoria and still choose to shorten them (to, for example, Tori) would have difficulty pronouncing.

[exinilu]

Seriously [who the fuck] is named this shit [nowadays]? This niggas parents were [high on crack] during birth

[Tariq Zaki]

[That one bitch] nigga typing his name into Urban Dictionary because they need validation.

Its a [glowing] [review] of their apparently glowing personality that all the Urban Dictionary Editors need to read.

[Rihanna]

Bartholomew is a very [smart person] that brings good to all around him. He is very polite like a typical [British person]. Also, they are commonly known to grow up as a [butler]. A Bartholomew can be an extraordinary compliment to all those that wish to be smart. Large genitalia.

[Jessica]

An [absolute lad]. Always has [cracking] banter wherever he is. Generally has short dark hair and a [throbbing] large penis. Usually laughs during funerals.

[Julian]

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