Rehanging parliament (uk)

[Zipporah Schumaker]

When a male adjusts his genitalia after his member (penis) slides out of his underwear through the gusset (briefs) or leg holes (boxer shorts)
Terminology
[Hanging left] :
. Voting New Labour
. Voting Labour
. Voting [Miliband]/The current leader of the Labour party
In the middle (inside the underwear)
. Parliament is in session
. The Liberal Democrats/ Lib-Dems are keeping the peace
. Clegg/leader of the Lib-Dems is in the office
. Parliament is organised
Hanging Right a.k.a:
. Voting Conservative
. Voting Tory
. Voting Cameron/The current leader of the Tory party
When the member/penis has been reinserted comfortably into the underwear/gusset of the underwear / the situation has been resolved:
. The ballots have counted
. The lib-dems/[minority party] have spoken
. Parliament is in session