Wis

[Agnes]

Abbreviation of “watch idiot savant”—a term used by watch nerds to refer to themselves in all kinds of watch forums.
The typical way to determine if somebody is a WIS, is by loudly proclaiming that you are about to buy a QUARTZ watch. A real WIS will furiously interrupt you, only to teach you three essential things:

is not a real watch brand. WIS will narrate a 20 minute story of [horology] and how the only watches actually worth buying are from Switzerland, Germany, or Japan.
Only mechanical watches are real watches—screw quartz! If you dont need to routinely adjust the time [on your watch], youre not appreciating its heritage.
WIS [will advise] you to start with a [Seiko] 5, now that you decided to start collecting watches …

[Gregory]

WIS is real-time inventory control system that supports day to day operations in the winemaking process. A software product by Flowmation Systems