Stilton blobber

[Greta]

The Stilton Blobber, or to be accurate giving your sexual partner a Stilton Blobber, is the [calculated] act of not washing your penis, [bell end], foreskin, and more importantly underneath your foreskin (and making other effforts such as sweating lots and eating lots of smelly foods, masturbating regularly, and anything else that would ensure maximum poor hygiene) for at least one month. Before engaging in delivering a [Mushroom Cordial].