Introductory offer

[Dianne]

(1) Refers to how a [perpetually horny] guy thinks whenever a fellow bachelor verbally acquaints him with an attractive lady; the sex-hungry stud interprets this casual INTRODUCTION as an OFFER to him to take the gal to bed.
(2) How a girls [spread-eagled] legs are interpreted by her significant other or by anyone else of opportunistic mindset who happens to be within sight of her --- the unaware gal may have simply been stretching sleepily, [getting comfortable] while squatting/sitting flat, or otherwise merely performing a casual and innocent action, with no intention of trying to solicit herself, but any horny guy in the vicinity will automatically view the girls crotch-baring action as an OFFER for him to INTRODUCE that portion of HIS equipment that resides between his OWN legs.

[Kit]

A manufacturers incentive on a new or improved product. See handling charge.