Alcohol

[Magaret]

When one is so desperate for beer, wine, [spirits], or [notoriety] that they will often go to [drastic measures] to obtain said items.

[Couch Potatoe]

The family name of a group of organic chemical compounds composed of carbon, hydrogen, and oxygen. The series of molecules vary in chain length and are composed of a hydrocarbon plus a hydroxyl group; CH(3)-(CH(2))n-OH (e.g., methanol, ethanol, and tertiary butyl alcohol).

[Michiko]

[The cause] of, and [solution] to all [lifes] problems.

[Sonia]

The drug that we have to take [to get high] because [cannabis] is [illegal].

[Tina]

The [antidote] to [reality].

[Dorothey Allen]

Any of a class of chemical compounds having the general formula [ROH], where R represents an alkyl group and -OH a hydroxyl group. Most commonly refers to [ethanol], which you can drink to forget how much your life sucks, and [methanol], which you can drink when you remember.

[Little_Girl]

a clear liquid that can make you drunk, also used as a solvent (= a substance that dissolves another) and in fuel and medicines: