Tool
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A person, typically male, who says or does things that cause you to give them a what-are-you-even-doing-here look. The what-are-you-even-doing-here look is classified by a glare in the tools direction and is usually accompanied by muttering of how big of a tool they are. The tool is usually someone who is unwelcome but no one has the balls to tell them to get lost. The tool is alwasys making comments that are out-of-place, out-of-line or just plain stupid. The tool is always trying too hard to fit in, and because of this, never will. However, the tool is useful because you can use them for things; money, rides, ect.
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someone who tries too hard. a poser. one of those chics who holds the sign saying Carson Daly is Hot. the asstard who goes to a rock show because they heard one of the songs on the radio or mtv. or someone who insists on wearing velour sweat suits. Avril Lavigne.
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someone who is a complete idiot/ one who is used by other people, and usually dosent even realize it/ someone who cant think for themselves/ an asshat.
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Best band of all time with Adam Jones on guitar, Danny Carey on drums, Paul DAmour once on bass but now its Justin Chancellor, and last but certainly not least the vocals and the style that is Maynard James Keenan. Progressive rock band from the early 90s, introduced a lot of new things in music, including throwing time signatures out the window. Albums out:
92-Opiate
92-Undertow
94-Aenima
94-Salival
01-Lateralus
best music ever. period. -
Someone who writes a definition for a word on Urban Dictionary that has been posted a billion times before. If the definition is already there, why the fuck would you waste your time posting the exact same thing?
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A sad soul who is being taken advantage of without realizing it
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One of three things:
a. Device used to apply mechanical work.
b. The Band.
c. Someone that is used for anothers gain.
d. A penis.
e. Loot spelled backwards. -
Contrary to what many people (usually tools) think, being a tool has nothing to do with being easily manipulated. Those people are simply suckers. In fact, tools often take life too seriously, and therefore try too hard to manipulate others and to win everything, but always playing by the rules of society. Intellectual pursuits are not of any interest to a tool, and people who are interested in them are stuck-up or faggy. A tool just likes to have a few beers, watch and talk about sports constantly, and refer to women as sluts and themselves players. Tools are usually borderline retarded, but hide it well because they have the uncanny ability to conform almost perfectly to social norms.
If a movie, or song becomes popular in society, the tool will quickly adapt said movie or song as one of their favorites (see Lil Jon, Souljah Boy, Boondock Saints). Their social commentary is often crudely taken from the last episode of South Park.
A tool can usually be spotted wearing a backwards baseball cap and athletic attire, playing beer pong at any large, obnoxious party where loud mainstream rap music is played. -
Tool: (noun)
1.) A guy with a hugely [over-inflated] ego, who in an attempt to get un-due attention for himself, will act like a jackass, because, in his deluded state, he will think its going to make him look cool, or make others want to be like him. The person may even insincerely apologize later on, but only in an attempt to get more attention, or to excuse his blatantly intentional, and unrepentantly tool-ish behavior.
2.) Someone whose ego FAR exceeds his talent, intelligence, and likeability. But, of course, he is clueless regarding that fact. He erroneously thinks he is THE MAN!
3.) Someone who others normally refer to as a prick, dick, or [schmuck].
4.) Someone who acts like a dick, because...well...hes [compensating].
5.) Kanye West -
That guy who makes us shake our head in [disbelief] but at the same time makes us [feel better] about ourselves since we are [not him].
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A device or implement, especially one held in the hand, used to carry out a particular function.
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