Dendrophile

[Lizzy Liz]

Someone who loves [trees] or forests, [basically] [nature].

[Kit]

A person who fornicates with [trees], or is [sexually aroused] by trees. 1% of the [worlds] population are dendrophiles.

[Guest]

@kit Actually,

A DENDROPHILE is a (lover) of trees.
(A tree-hugger).
A DENDROPHILIAC Is a tree's lover.
(A tree-fucker).

Question: "If you get wood does that automatically make you a dendrophiliac?"
Answer: "No, Not necessarily... However, if the Tree gave you the wood, it's a possibility. But if the wood came from the Tree, the answer is obvious."

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🌳written by Tree Weaver