Chromosomes

[Sarah]

Chromosomes are what gives people their horrible genes. If you didn't have chromosomes, you would dead, causing your friends to be happy because nobody likes you.

[Vania]

any of the rod-like structures found in all living cells, containing the chemical patterns that control what an animal or plant is like:

[exinilu]

The life force that flows through all things within the [Filthy Frank] universe, similar to The Force of Star Wars. [Chromosomes] can be extracted through someones bodily fluids, or by the person doing something retarded on purpose. Chromosomes are somewhat in between matter and energy, seeing as they can be stored. [The Dark Lord Chin Chin] lives off of this matter-energy and uses it to fuel his dark powers. People who have been drained of [chromosomes] will act sluggish, be able to barely move, and say things that are very gay. Chromosomes are also a unit of time, suggesting that this mystical substance is fourth-dimensional.

[Tracie Lynn]

Something that men have 24 kinds of whereas women have just 23. Although women have two X chromosomes while men have one X and one Y, one of the womens X chromosomes is transcriptionally silent i.e. completely inactive.
[The Y chromosome] is the sole distinguishing factor between men and women and therefore the home of the genes for [rationality] and abilities such as parking, understanding maps, inventing humourous jokes or indeed anything useful, using an ATM in [30 seconds or less] and not turning into a blubbering mess when something trivial occurs, like a parents death.