Brit abroad

[Jason Yan]

A mentally challenged individual from the UK, who travels to foreign countries with no intention of integrating with the culture there. Instead, they hunt down [a full English] breakfast, followed by a bar to watch football, 10 pints of Carling and a [Sunday roast]. Never attempts any of the language and is constantly ridiculed by locals who know they cant understand one word they are saying. They sit on the beach in uncomfortable temperatures, wear no sun cream, a white handkerchief on their head and sit down to dinner resembling a lobster thats been [caught on the job]. Such an individual can be mostly found in Spain in any location prefaced by Costa, the Algarve and various other areas that have been downgraded in order to make these people feel more at home.